Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on . very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to
a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.
"Pfufffff, and he was also gone ......

The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm"

Moral of the story is: "Always allow the bosses to speak first"

Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,
inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside
the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."

Lesson II - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.

A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem, only you've got to promise not to laugh."

The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh, that would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over 20 years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient." "OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers.

The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor. Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes. "I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don't know what came over me. I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

The man looks up at the doctor sadly and says, "It's swollen."

One day an evil witch took over the forest,
''One-by-one, all of you useless animals have to come up here and tell a joke... if everybody laughs, you will be spared... or else I'll cut off your head!''
The monkey went up first and told such a funny joke that all the animals laughed except fot a tortoise.. so the witch cut off his head.

Next, a giraffe went up and she, in turn told a joke that set all the animals off laughing... but still, the tortoise did not laugh...so the witch cut off her head.
Then, the rabbit went up... but before she could say a word, the tortoise started laughing...

''Why are you laughing you stupid tortoise?'' the witch asked.

“The monkey's joke was very funny...'' was the reply.

Stress Reliever # 1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done t he right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever # 6
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever # 7
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered.
"He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."

Stress Reliever # 10
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
your name pls. " abdul aziz "
sex? " six times a week!! "
no, no, I mean male or female! "
doesn't matter, sometimes even camel!!! "

teacher: what do you want to become?
li'l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Our turn will come................

Ah Pek and Ah Ma were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then, you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed covers, got out of bed and walk away.

"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth lah!"

bettina | 6:46 PM

so that night, i hardly had any sleep. went for my 9am paper and screwed the whole damn thing up. totally blanked out when i saw the paper! was trying my best to dig out any information from my brain and especially what my baby told me the night before. shucks. so came out one hour before the paper ended. so screwedd. :/ saw alex ang. my canon supervisor. he was there waiting for peiwen, his gf who was having paper too.

my girl walked me out to take a bus cos i was going to meet my baby for breakfast at westmall! (: most of them wanted to get home to sleep. ha. so alicia went with terry to have lunch. poor terry was so stressed out. baby and i had toast with eggs and tea. and we went to walk around after that. :/ then came the next bad thing. i had a very bad tummy ache. nearly died la. it was killing me. and my baby was so sweet. bought me sweets and water. (: we played this touch screen game in the arcade. hah. so addictive. we even got our names in the 9th ranked. then 2pm came so i took a bus down to town while baby went back home.

had singing class. (: soo soo fun. after classs, sue chee left. so me and agnes went to walk around. met chengyin during her break. (: went to the cine flea market and chengyin bought a belt there. and she went back to work while the two of us just continue walking. 6pm. left town to go agnes house for a while which is all the way at marine parade. then left her house at around 7:30 cos baby said i should go home and not meet my darlings at 9:30. so he came to pick me up from town. cos marine parade was a bit too far. (: and we took a bus back. didnt eat the whole day so he brought me to kfc and we had cheese fries and chicken. (:

baby then sent me back and we sat downstairs talking at the playground. and some bunch of 16 year olds were lk smoking and making ALOT of noise. they were some resident's friends. ugh. so babyy left at about 2:30am. (: i miss him so much. he's doing his report. hah. poor boy. procrastinate.

so all in all, i didnt sleep for more than 36 hours yesterday! woke up at 12pm on friday. did not sleep till sunday 3am which is today and got up 12 hours later. :/ and i think i'm falling sick. throat is getting sore. bad symptom. :/ i shall go rest again sooonn. back laterrs.

a joke for you guys to laugh about.

Have u ever noticed how boys tend to look like girls nowadays, with their
long hair, and earrings? Well, I was sitting in a restaurant once when a boy with long hair came in. I turned to the person next to me and said,

"isnt it awful how boys look lk girls these days?"
"thats my son," the person replied.
"oh im sorry. i didnt know you were the mother." I apologised.

"im not." came in the indignant reply.
"Im the father!"

bettina | 4:03 PM

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Saturday, February 25, 2006

power. its 5:13am now and i aint sleeping! and my paper is in 4 hours TIME! wow. and all my classmates are still up too doing LAST minute revision. this is super last minute. :/ none of them are going to sleep. this is crazy. and i actually studied! my baby helped me quite a fair bit in this particular module, networking. all the IP address la, subnet mask, OSI, CSMA/CD, collision. OHMAN. good luck to me tomorrow. later i mean. :/

bettina | 5:14 AM

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Friday, February 24, 2006

TONIGHT!

ahh. when are we going to club myGIRLS? :/ anywayyyy. woke up at 1plus BY MY MOM. have to bring the 'wolf' down to walk. hah. how dumb. sorry i cant get over it still. LOL. yes so i brought sydney to walk and i actually planned to go back to bed. but what happened? cant sleep already la. walk so much. :/

today is STUDY day. yes i mean it. going to start studying later. last day to study. my paper is tomorrow 9am! and most of my girls' papers end today! crap. when mine havent even started. what is ngee ann doing. why so late? get it over and done with faster.

my silly boy is in school now. hopefully doing his report and not dota-ing. (: -winks. baby huh. better do your report! and i wonder what he's doing now. tsk. alrightt. i better stop blogging too. and get cracking. laterss.

and now im craving for SUSHIII. :(

bettina | 2:12 PM

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so me and alicia went school but did not go for class. ha. we were as usual too lazy and since only a few from our class went, no point. wanted to complete doing my 99 hearts for my baby. started it last night at 1am! ha. i decided to fold 99 straw hearts for my baby.



its all put into one bottle. (: baby i hope you like it. :D my poor fingers still hurt from it. i hope you wont just chuck it at one corner of your room okay! lots of love put into doing those hearts. I LOVE YOU.

met him after school and passed it to him. took a bus down to ps to catch FINAL DESTINATION 3. before that, had waffles at GELARE. *yums. my all time favourite! will never ever turn down an offer to eat there! i love it. (: and we headed to catch the show. I TELL YOU, damn bloody sick la. i was soo damn stress in the cinema. worse is, you know they are going to die! you know when its going to happen. thats why you feel SO stress! i was cursing and swearing in there! its just so darn gross. especially how the two girls got burnt alive in the tanning saloon and the girl with the nailgun shooting into her face! ohhmy. this is damn freaky. I HATE THAT SHOW LAH. damn freaking gross pls.

WHEN WHEN WHEN can i get to watch PINK PANTHER? baby! i so wanna catch that show! i dont wanna PAY to get freaked out. :/ so anyway, after the show, baby and i walked around and headed home. (: he sent me back again and we sat downstairs talking and stuffs. he left at 2 plus. :D



so its home again tomorrow! study time! and babyy. will be going pasir ris. :/ for some briefing. ohmy. -sobs. rarrrrhhh. sorry. i tend to go a littleeee crazy when i talk about THIS. ARGH. haha. TIME TO HIT THE SACK. im SO TIRED. and i miss that silly boy of mine. :D

bettina | 3:31 AM

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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

edited**

sydney: -woofwoofwoofwoof-

dad opens the main door to check what happened.

some-guy-outside: thats a wolf huh? -scared look-
dad: -laughs- no lah.

WTH. hahahha. some people are just SOO STUPID. -smacks forehead- this kinda people ought to get shot. :/ SUPER DUMB. does sydney look like a wolf to you? tsktsk. wait. singapore cant EVEN rear wolves right? brainless.

and i finally had my first meal of the day! :D beef stew and baked potato with cheese! YUMS. :D




jacintha is going to flip when she sees this! JD! KONNYAKU JELLY! hahaha. your favourite! LOL. :D been years since i last ate this. ha. and I MISS MY BABY. lol. sorry that doesnt link. but i miss him sooo muchh. ha.

i really need to start going back to my books. and watched american idol just now! ohh liz tucker is good. wait. whats her name? whatever. paris bennett is good! hah. all the 16, 17 year old girls. their voice is so powerful. ((: always give me the chills when i watch them sing.

and i hate CHIJTP. -boooooohoo- baby should know whyyyyyyy.. ))):

ohh and here's what me and alicia did just now when we got bored. CHATTING IN HER TAGBOARD. hahaha. replying each other immediately. we really got bored.

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bett *: yes yes. and my connection sucks laaa. hahaa. msn keep logging in and out. FERGET it. logged offffff. andddd i wanna watch pink panther!

licia: heh.. pink panther is the **** man..! heh... and just the thot tat my archive cant be read, im damn fed up!!!

licia: oh! screw this board! **** = SHIAT! AHAS! SEE WHAT CAN THEY DO NOW! -hiyak hiyak-

bett *: hahahaha. FCUK this tagboard la! CHATTERBOX can show all the FCUKING words but this can't! WTH. and dont worry abt ur archives luh! i wanna watch pink panther! im mad.

licia: NO! correction! WE are madddd!! wth. heh.. and aint this Cbox?? hahahaha!!

bett *: this IS CBOX! there is one called CHATTERBOX. HELLO! there is a diff between CBOX and CHATTERBOX? cant u see? HAHAHA. YES WE aRE MAD. WOOOOOO. EXAM FEVER!

licia: opss. sorry. i dunno what im using.. HHEHE! wadever man! so long as you can tag you wanna watch PINK PANTHER can le! MUHAHAS.. WE LURVE EXAMS! WOOTS

bett *: HAHAHA. YES PINK PANTHER & PINK UNDIES. WOOTS. hahahaa. pls wear red undie to exams! hahhaa. errr whatever for? or is it only during mahjong? WTH.

licia: SRY! -censor- the red undies part.. and OH YA, its during MAHJONG so you can HUATTTTT ARRR!!

bett *: hahahahhhahaha. what sia! whatever luh! wear during exams toooooo! so we can SCORE AHHHHHH

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ohh man. what the hell. forgive us. we were wayyyyy too bored just now. yes can tell huh. hah. we're to silly mad women. haha.

bettina | 9:59 PM

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edited**

you realise these few days there isn't much photos posted huh? i'm so sorry fellow readers. hah. just that i've been HOME alot that there isnt much photos to take. and my baby luh. doesn't really like taking photos. soo yes. please be patient. i hope i'll be seeing him tomorrow! (: and i'll make sure there's photoss. :D

so MUGGING day 1 isn't really mugging day. woke up at 2plus? WHY? last night was talking to my girl on the phone till 5am! hah. mad women up so late. we finally hung up at 5. and 15 mins later, my sis got up. followed by my dad. hah. and i havent even slept! so funnnyy. ohh yes. back to my topic. mugging. i just downloaded all the lecture slides. and did a little of the revision questions. sigh. this is so bad. i got to study or else i cant see my baby. rhymes huh? hahaha. shiit. i need to studddyy.

and i tell you, i'm so mad la. what did i do to offend that woman? i woke up. went online. and i didnt say a single word to her. so she just come into my room and blink at me? and went out? wow. so fun HUH. wth. cheap thrill. what the hell did i do? then she comes in. kick my bag la. wtf. make me so madd lahh. i cant take it man. i'm going to wake up early tomorrow and get the hell out of this freaking house. UGH. i rather go to school or work then stay home! AND YES. there is SCHOOL TOMORROW! yay. i think i'm the only idiot that is so excited about school when there isnt suppose to be school. RIGHT.

AND I WANT TO WATCH PINK PANTHER! why is everyone telling me it's so darn funny! baby go watch with me!!

upcoming movies i wanna watch!
-- PINK PANTHERR! roarrr~
-- rumour has it
-- final destination 3

bettina | 6:02 PM

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at the beginning of each relationship seems like its the honeymoon period for both. starting to get to know each other better. and then things change. quarrels and unhappiness, anger and hurt each start to face. there is no such thing as a quarrel-less couple.

yes. we do have our bad times. our quarrels. unhappiness spilled out. but we work things out. and that makes each one happy again. and i can safely say we can always work things out as long as both tries to. i love you baby. :D nothing's going to change that.

i finally met that silly boy after 2 days! i went NUS with him to submit his forms. (: we nearly got lost! that place huh, is too big! ha. and let me tell you. the maps are USEFUL but the SIGNS ARE USELESS. pls dont follow them. they tell lies. ha.. lead you to dead ends. and making you walk in circles. poor baby and i was walking up and down and the same way over and over again. thanks to this nice lady we asked. :/

baby met one of his sec sch friend studying there. (: and he had stuffs to do so off he went. baby and i went to the macs there. ate a little. and we headed to cine for a movie! THE FOG. i tell you, totally freak me out all the time! ohh man. i have a weak heart. shows like this only want to make me cry! :( was the only one screaming in the cinema. maybe exaggerating a little. but i couldnt hear anyone else. how dumb.

anyways, tomorrow is MUGGING day 1. (: baby's going to be in school and i'm going to stay home to study study study! ((: heh. shocking but true. :D

and where's my food! i called macs. YES. i'm hungry! my first meal of the day at 2:11am for FEBRUARY 21st! how nice. there goes my fats. ha. but its alright to be fat luh. i decided. since i'm already taken by my baby, i shouldnt worry about being fat huh! (: i love my babyyyy.

(speaking of my food. it just came!)

bettina | 2:02 AM

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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Day 2 of boredom.

I need a life. :( where is that boy of mine?

....

bettina | 1:11 PM

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Monday, February 20, 2006

im not sending janice off. )))))): sighhh. i practically teared when i told her i cant through sms. :/ im so sorry janice. i know i promised you. sighh. sorryy. would really wish to send you off. it'll be another few years till i see you again. im going to miss you so much.








and i havent seen my baby for close to 48 hours! ARGH. and it's sort of affecting my mood somehow.


))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))):

bettina | 11:30 PM

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i've practically been sleeping the whole darn day. finally got up from my bed at 7 plus. after i blogged my previous entry, i went to sleep till 6plus. woke up for while, and went back to bed to read my archie comic. :/ boring shiit. went for dinner with mom. walked the dog. and in 1/2 an hour's time, desperate housewives.

should i go to the airport at 4am or NOT? i promised janice. :( but at the same time im damn lazy. can i even get up at 3am? ahh. damn.

and i broke my fast. not suppose to have dinner. crap. i promised myself to have only my breakfast! what happened. :/ i need to lose weight......

bettina | 9:30 PM

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i was thinking of buying that babydoll top from topshop today after i go collect my money from VM&SD all the way at chin swee road. but i thought i'll give it up. :/ got something more important to get first. (: and yes. i might be getting it by thursday.

so. i have nothing else to blog about for today. i just remember waking up at 9plus, at 10plus, at 11 plus again and finally 1plus. messaged my baby. and he finished his presentation. (: made my own breakfast (at 1pm?) and here i am thinking if i should go down to chin swee road. its so damn far away. oh and i forgot. i got to cancel my meeting with cy. cos there's no need to get my babydoll top anymore. so its just chin swee road? that makes things more lazy for me. go alllll the way down to chin swee road to collect money and come home. :/ ahh. so lazy. someone drive me down PLS.

and i watched the trailer of Brokeback Mountain! OH MAN! i want to watch that show! hahaa. (: its so touching la. but why must it be rated R21? damn it. and, its the same actor as the lead in Jarhead! hahaha. funny la. cant imagine him being the gay partner in Brokeback mountain. someone get the dvd for me! :/

bettina | 2:38 PM

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i must be getting cranky.

chengyin:
hahahahaaa. i cant wait for next wk. when my pay's here. then i can go dye hair! yayyyy

chengyin:
my hair's lk shiit too larrr.

bettina:
OOO. i wanna die tooo!

chengyin:
U WANNA DIE?

chengyin:
HAHAHAHAHHAAA

bettina:
hhaaa..
(at this point of time i was still wondering what CY was laughing about. and it took me quite a while to realise.)

bettina:
siao ah!

bettina:
..

bettina:
*DYE

bettina:
Lol.

and i think CHENGYIN is getting cranky TOO.

chengyin:
when i was typing 10 years ago. then i was counting. see hw old i was 10 years ago. n i realised 9 only. damn. reallyy damn old ler.

chengyin:
fuck.

chengyin:
LOL.

bettina:
HAHAHAHAA

bettina:
madness.

chengyin:
yarrrrr. hahahas. just thought of it marhsss. but reaalllyy ler. die lar. LOL.

chengyin:
m gonna die soonn. LOL.

bettina:
hahaaaaa. r u mad?

bettina:
ehh see my blog.

bettina:
HAHAHA

chengyin:
okaess. gg there nw. LOL.

chengyin:
on the way.

chengyin:
walking walkingggg...

bettina:
hahahahah

bettina:
walking!?

bettina:
..

bettina:
madness.

chengyin:
flagging for cab there!


OH MAN. whats happening. must be the too frequent late nights.

bettina | 12:57 AM

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Sunday, February 19, 2006

janice is leaving in 2 days time! :( time really flies. she came back about a week before i left for bangkok and she's leaving so soon! :/ met up with her today so she could do some more shopping. THAT GIRL. grrrrr. really spend alot during her stay here. close to 2K if im not wrong. tsk. she just saw this adidas shoe today and she bought it on the spot! ohman. as usual, we sat down had coffee and talked non-stop for about close to 2 hours! (: we were so tired from all the walkings. and i saw this really nice babydoll top in topshop! im so gonna get it. :D

sighh. i wont be seeing her for how many years again! she still has 5 years of uni to complete. :/ ohh man. the last time i saw her was a few years back too! and now its gonna be another 'few' years. ahhhh. :/ soo nice spending time with her. she's so lovely pls. :D the things we talk about. (: so gonna miss 'em. our topics never seem to end. we have so much to say and tell each other! ha. well, im sooo gonna send her off on tuesday morning. i dont care even if i have to be at the airport at 4am. im still going. promised her already. and since there's no school.


im going to miss you so much darling. :D -hugs.

ohh and baby came over last night. (: that boy. sooo darn funny. we were looking at each other and he started drawing me w/o looking at the paper, but just looking at me. and the picture turned out FUNNY LA PLS. :/ i looked like i have tumour on my face. tsk. ha. (: always such a joyy to see him. tomorrow is his last day at school. and he's graduating. sigh. thats really fast. but at least i get to spend more time with him! ((: that silly boy is so happy school's over. i guess he's busy now preparing his presentation slides. i love you babyy.

bettina | 8:25 PM

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Saturday, February 18, 2006

i've took back singing again! (: this time at a different school. kok leong, one of my previous teacher from lee wei song school of music, opened a new school. so yes. he's teaching me, agnes and sue chee. (: class today was super good. we learned LOTS of stuffs. and its been so darn long since i last saw agnes. (: it was goood catching up and all. i still remember in sec 2? i got to know her. and yea she's one year younger than me. and she was the one who taught me how to make up. hahaha. yes.



yesterday, baby and i went to watch JARHEAD. (: not too bad. quite freaky and quite sad. then we had dessert at the food court. then he sent me home. (: and we went to walk walk before he went home. thanks babyy.



OHH and im getting FAT. someone save me! if i ever tell you im getting hungry, want to eat, PLS stop me okay! please do! my baby told me the first time he saw me, i was skinnier. OHMY! -faints.

bettina | 7:11 PM

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Thursday, February 16, 2006

sorry about the previous entry but i was really mad at that point of time! UGHHH. thats why i just HATE staying at home! :/

anyway, after school waited for my baby with alicia at the atrium. having out everyday-must-haves paopao cha. (bubble tea) (: and we sat downstairs scribbling in our notebooks which we carry to school everyday. so i was bored. wrote my baby a letter and drew my watch out.



yes yes yes. i love my watch very much. (: obsessed with it. baby and i took a bus to plaza. and it was raining so heavily. got a lil wet only cos we waited for the rain to be less heavy. grabbed a bite at yoshi and that boy fetched me back. (: thanks sweetie. im having a little flu now. keep sneezing and now my nose is itchyy. :/

school at 9-12 tomorrow! (: short day again. ahh. makes me feel like skipping school. but NO. cant skip anymoreeee!


I LOVE YOUUUUU.

anyway was surfing the vaja cases. used to look at their ipod cases. now they have them for NANO too! and they are SOOOOOO PRETTYYY PLSSSS. (:



its crystals on them! I LOVE THE PINK ONE! ohhmyyyyy. SOOOOO DAMN PRETTY. let you have a closer look at the pink one.



ohh i forgot to mention. the price is also very pretty. hahaha. it's $240! OHMY. why so ex?

- Swarovski crystals encrusted
- Exclusive leather strap with silver applique
- Padded
- Screen protector
- Click Wheel protector
- Easy access to all touch functions
- Headphone access
- Syncs & charges through Apple travel cable
- Personalizable
- Fits: Apple iPod nano 1, 2 & 4GB
- Size:
4 ,62 x 9,34 x 1,52 cms.
1,82" x 3,68" x 0,60"

These cases are not in stock: you will design your case as you prefer and our master artisans will make it specially for you. Your case will be unique, there is not going to be another one like yours!

HOW COOL IS THAT? ohh man. soo niceeee! i wanttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!

anyway, these are really nice toooooo!






i like this one! see the front and back. sooo pretttyyy la.





OH MAN. all this ipod covers surfing is making me go crazy.

bettina | 9:37 PM

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MY MOM IS A FREAKING B****!

who the hell does she think she is. bloody b****.

her: you want to scream, next time you scream in woodbridge, not in my house.
me: YOU GO YOURSELF LA.



and yes. i really did say that back to her.

bettina | 8:57 PM

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watched I NOT STUPID 2. ohman. cried like F. :/ i tell you, that show is darn touching. superrr. was crying like crazy during the whole show. :/ my face became so sticky with all the dried tears. -sob.

me: SO LAME.
kai baby: SO COOL.
together: WHATEVER~

hahahaaa. DUMB. both of us did the WHATEVER thing together la. LOL. oH MAN. DAMN FUNNYYY.

so i bought my baby chocolates! *yummilicious.





went back to school to meet him at NP bus stop. we cabbed down to cineleisure to catch our show. (: then we had dinner at BK. and offf we went home! ((:



my boy is SOOO cute la. ha. he's gonna give me that 'look' again i know. (: right sweetie? -spanks. school is from 3pm - 5pm tomorrow. 2 hours only. ohh man. such a waste of time. :/

bettina | 1:11 AM

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

am at chengyin's house now! school ended at 12plus and my baby ends school at 5plus? so here i am trying to buy time while he finishes school. bought something for him! (: gonna take picture of it tonight and u guys can see it. :D bought myGIRLS heart shaped chocolates! (: belated v-day present. bought one for alicia too! (:

chengyin's laptop is so nice to type la. haha. she's using a compaq laptop. the buttons are so huge and soft. LOL. and shes studying now next to me playing all the RnB songs man! how does she study properly like this? wooo. so nice. i feel like clubbing tonight! Ladies night man. :/ so wasted. who wants to go with me!? i got this sudden urge to go MoS tonight. but everyone's busy preparing for exams. poor me cant go until exams are over. :/


that her studying! hardworking girl. hah. doing accounts. (:



STOP! its the muthafucking remix......

bettina | 2:55 PM

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so how did you guys spent your valentine's day? (: WELL, mine was quite a busy busy day for me. woke up at 1plus and started my dinner preparations at 2 plus. started chopping the ingredients and marinating and stuff. was like one mad woman at home. went out grocery shopping. my mom's the best! she went with me and even thought of extra dishes to do. thanks mommy!

cooked for MY BABY! (: he thought i planned dinner outside. cos i told him to come pick me at home. but actually i was cooking at home! (: dad and mom stayed in their rooms while we had our dinner. :D so sweet of them. cooked soup, prawn salad, main course (dory fish!), dessert (ice-cream with choc sauce) with white wine.

mom did the ice-cream and dad poured out the wine for us. and my sister? she was the waitress of the day! Lol. big thanks to my family. i hope my baby enjoyed it! (: i never did this for anyone else ok baby. just for you. :D more to come!

and my baby got me the RED ADIDAS WATCH i always wanted!


i LOVE IT SO SO SO MUCH! (: baby! you really know how to make me so happyy. -muahhhh- thank you babyy. dont worry baby. i love you more than i love it. (:



its so nice spending vday with someone you love. (: im so glad i could cook for him. i know he always wanted me to. and on our anniversary when we were having dinner, he complained that i didnt want to cook for him and inside my heart i was giggling. (: ha. cos of today's plans. baby. i love you.

bettina | 1:47 AM

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Monday, February 13, 2006

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYBODY!

alright. so we missed school today AGAIN. what's happening man! Lol. i woke up at 11am but i still missed my 3-5pm class! why? cos i went for manicure and pedicure and of cos there wasn't time to rush back to school.



my girl came. we had lunch at macs. took a bus down to town to get her gift for glenn. (: and i pierced my ear again.. and that girl is so damn scared to look la. haha. so anyway, we left town. took a bus down to kap. and met my baby there. decided to take him to this ice-cream place cos yea, can see he's quite stress from school. was reading CLEO while during pedicure and saw it featured inside. so brought him there. we were totally lost la. its at Sin Ming Centre. what the. so freaking far. haha. the ice-creams there are homemade. we ordered horlicks, belguim choc, milo dino and strawberry cheesecake flavours. baby got a little sick. ha. too creamy.



we then took a bus home to catch desperate housewives! (: i love you sweetie. happy valentine's day!

bettina | 11:27 PM

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today is suchh a happy day. :D well, firstly i went back to my old church with janice dear. (: catched up ALOT! been a long time since we did that. and secondly, i got to spend time with that darling boy of mine. (: well, he came to pick me. and things wasn't going too well at first. but we pulled through. (: i'm sure we can overcome any problems we face. i love you so much thats why i really wish to work things out with you. LOVE U. we had a simple dinner at pizza hut. (: my boy had a craving for pizza. *yums. and headed home after that. :D


thats the TOPMAN shirt i got for him! (: my baby looks SOOOO yummilicious. (: my handsome boy.

my baby did something REALLYY SWEETTTT. (: i love it baby. cant show it or say what it is cos he said i cant BUT its LOVELY. (: ha. CURIOUS? such a sweet boy. -muahhhh-

anyway, before meeting my baby, i went town with janice after church. we headed to wisma coffee club express to have our lunch. she ordered teriyaki chicken sandwich + latte and i ordered smoked salmon sandwich + mocha freeze. yums. walked around window shopping. lol.



school from 3pm-5pm ONLY! oooo. i can afford to sleep in longer. (: thats the way. manicure and pedicure tomorrow too. been a long time since i pampered myself. (: tuesday. valentine's day! ((: -grin. i love my babyyy.

bettina | 12:11 AM

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Sunday, February 12, 2006

HAPPY 2ND MONTH SWEETIE! Y

(: its such a joy to be able to see you almost every single day! lovee every single moment spent with youu. hugs&kisses.

bettina | 3:10 AM

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Friday, February 10, 2006

FINALLY DONE WITH OOP! :/ pheww. BIG BIG thanks to ROBIN! (: for helping me! and also thanks to ALVIN! (: alicia is done with hers too! yay! haha. finallyy. got kinda stressed about it yesterday that i nearly went mad. :/

have a loook at our work. :/

public static void addItem(Customer name){
Stationary item;
String add = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(null,
"To purchase:\nPaper: Key in'1', colour, weight of paper required (in grams)\n"
+"Ribbon: Key in '2', colour, length of ribbon required (in cm)",
"Purchase Stationary",
JOptionPane.PLAIN_MESSAGE);

StringTokenizer st = new StringTokenizer(add,",");
int num = Integer.parseInt( st.nextToken() );
String colour = st.nextToken();
double amount = Double.parseDouble( st.nextToken() );

if (num == 1)
item = (Stationary) new Paper(colour,amount);
else
item = (Stationary) new Ribbon(colour,amount);

name.addOrder(item);
}

this one is done by robin. show you one done by some year 3 senior.

public void addToCart() {
String type;
String colour;
double prop;
try {
String a = JOptionPane.showInputDialog(this, "To purchase:\nPaper: key in \"1\",color,weight of paper required (in grams)\nRibbon: key in \"2\",color, length of ribbon required (in cm)", "Purchase Stationary", JOptionPane.QUESTION_MESSAGE);
if (a != null) {
st = new StringTokenizer(a, ",");
type = st.nextToken().trim();
colour = st.nextToken().trim();
prop = Double.parseDouble(st.nextToken().trim());

Stationary b = null;
if (type.equals("1")) {
b = new Paper(colour, prop);
}
else if (type.equals("2")) {
b = new Ribbon(colour, prop);
}
else {
throw new Exception();
}
stationaries.add(b);
}

} catch (Exception ex) {

JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(this, "Please key in according to the format given");
addToCart();
}

}

see until headache. :/ OOP is driving me and my girl NUTS. but hopefull we'll pass. exam at 5:30pm - 7:00pm. GOOD LUCK to us.

and THANK YOU to daddy. for buying my 1GB compact flash card from me. i sold it to him at $90! hahaa. love you daddy.

bettina | 3:57 PM

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Thursday, February 09, 2006

"For, you see, each day I love you more,
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow."
-- Rosemonde Gérard

truth is, im afraid you'd leave me.

bettina | 8:29 PM

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school's over! (: off 1 hour earlier. and that boy of mine. sms him at 1:56pm up till now, 4:09pm NEVER REPLY. BABY! where are you? exhibition until MIA. :/

went to visit my baby during break just now. he's wearing formal today! (: soo adorable la. haha. (: during BIS was too bored and started doodling on my hand cos no paper. :/



anyway, HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY XINGYI!

bettina | 4:03 PM

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blogging time! (: me and my girl are happily blogging away when the rest of the class is busy programming away. ha. this is so bad. im gonna be so screwed. gotta thumb-drive alicia who is gonna thumb-drive amy who is going to thumb-drive some guy in class. Lol. THIS IS CALLED NETWORKING.

i remember last semester. when we had to hand in our FSP the next day. i stayed over alicia's house cos we had to finish up our work. i remember i brought my sister along after i cut my hair. we were watching iRobots. then my sister left and the two of them left. so me and my girl stayed up and did a LITTLE bit of programming only. i still remember i was quarrelling on the phone with celine and i got damn stress. hah. then we both fell asleep. and didnt finish up our work. and we were suppose to hand in our work at 9am. we planned to nap and wake up at about 4am.

but at 6am. she shook me and said very calmly.
"girl, 6 o clock le."
i opened my eyes slowly. and as i slowly took in what she said, i practically JUMPED from the bed and panic.

haha. damn funny. one semester has past. time really flies. (: its rainingggg. :D nicee cold weather. i miss my babyy who is at atrium having some SoE exhibition thing. lala. blog again LATERRR.

bettina | 11:47 AM

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yep. missed school AGAIN. well class was only from 9am-11am. and guess what time did i wake up? 9:15. you might be thinking still can make it. but you're so wrong.

15 mins = shower
10 mins = choose clothes + change
15 mins = make up
5 mins = dry + make hair
10 mins = pack bag and get ready to leave

plus travelling time. + 20 mins.
total = 1 hour 15 mins.

i would reach school at earliest 10:30! and class would end in 30 mins time. so see no point going. went back to bed and got up only at 1plus. mom's friends were over. our neighbours. all the mahjong kakhis. from 11 am plus to NOW. :/ its 12:33am. scary. close to 12 hours.

did some productive stuffs like watching dvd (American Pie Band Camp), packing my cupboard and room! my cupboard is SOO DARN NEAT. i love looking at it now. (: and i realised i have a lot of useless clothes.

8 jeans.
16 skirts. (12 mini, 4 long)
5 jackets.

baby came after school. we went swensens for ICE-CREAM. *yums. after that we walked back home. sorry baby for what happened. was just a little worried. i love you too much baby. -muahhhhh-


he say i look sleeeepy. :/ no make up. what to do.

bettina | 12:30 AM

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Tuesday, February 07, 2006

today is IS presentation day! :/ first it was 1comt speech. supposed to meet my members at 10am outside the library. but yea you know. as usual i woke up late. reached school at 12pm instead. 2 hours late! met them in the library and practiced our speech. and then it was over! phew. next IAC presentation. that one wasn't too bad. cos the teacher isnt strict at all.

after class, met my baby. :D stayed in school to watch Meet the parents. dumb greg is such an accident prone la. watch also get angry. and the DUMB dvd had 'some' problems. got kinda pissing. :/ baby and i then went bukit panjang plaza to have our KFC! yums. soo damn fattening. i declare us the PIG COUPLE! then we went back home to put my stuffs down. and i walked him to the bus stop. :D i miss him soo much now. anyway im soo broke now. anyone wants to donate to Bettina Kam's fund? bank transfers would be great. cash cheques are accepted. (:

i got boredddd so i started doodling. :D not too bad cos im left handed and im using a right handed mouse!


nice nice? (:

bettina | 10:51 PM

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reached school at 11am today to find out there's no uid at 11am and that everyone is skipping NF and BIS. how nice. ha. so there was only 7 people in class today? thats so pathetic. baby and i had dinner at yoshinoya. :D then we went back home. slacked in front of the teevee and finished up our tub of cookies and cream icecream! YUMMYY!

baby left at about 1 plus. :D and now i've got to do some work for tomorrow's IS lesson. boring. :/ shall not blog too much. too tired. i can just doze off on my laptop.

bettina | 1:38 AM

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Sunday, February 05, 2006

came home close to 6:30 this morning. :/ well, was supposed to be clubbing but last min it was cancelled. baby came to find me after work and we went to watch FEARLESS at ps. bumped into xinping at zelong. they were going to watch movie too. anyway the show was nice! (: and quite sad. i could actually predict what was going to happen la. ha. after the movie, i brought baby to selegie to have tau huey! (: *yums.

after that we could not decide where to go and stood opposite paradiz centre for like 15 mins discussing where to go. ha. and that boy is really naughty. you should know why baby! :/

we then decided to go sentosa! (: hah crazy huh at like 12am plus 1. so we cabbed down to palawan beach. sat at the playground and then we bought maggi mee and drinks and walked to the place above the nice carpark. sat at coffee bean eating. :D the sky yesterday was sooo beautiful. :D so many stars. we then left at 5plus. walked to siloso and intended to walk all the way out to catch a cab but thankfully we saw one driving in! pheww!



missed church today cos i was toooo tired. :/ woke up at 4plus? then went back to sleep at 5plus. woke up again at 8 plus and decided to fill my photoalbum i bought yesterday. and then slept again and woke up at 10plus. i misss my baby soo much.

** 6 MORE DAYS!

bettina | 11:54 PM

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Saturday, February 04, 2006

so school today was CRAPPY. we rushed UID assignment like mad. suddenly there was so many things to do although we THOUGHT many things was already done. compiling alone can take 2 hours to do. and due to that, we could not send in the finalised assignment in before 6pm. nearly went CRAZY having to do most of the work there. plus the ROCK music playing upstairs. i nearly pulled my hair out. when we typed out the README.txt which actually states how much each one did, mine was more than half of the other group members. tsk. having to do so many things at the last minute nearly drove me mad. meeting my baby was the best thing that happened today. at least i get to relax and enjoy myself when i'm him.

we went holland, coffee bean. slacked there. drank coffee and had cake and pie for dinner. lol. talked and then walked around after that. saw this really really really pretty bag! $99. :/ MUST SAVE MONEY! he came over and we walked the dog, fed the dog and slacked at home. :D









anyway saw this at topshop the other day and bought it. (:



pictures taken on the 3rd day of CNY. visit to rachel's place. (:



WORK tomorrow and its MoS at night! (i hope!) got to confirm with the rest again! (: I LOVE YOU BABY!

* i miss mr cimple and mr fattylobe. :D

bettina | 1:42 AM

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Friday, February 03, 2006

its quite annoying when you know you're not the only one in a group but you get assigned most of the troublesome work to do. :/ i hate having to do assignments!

bettina | 1:49 PM

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Thursday, February 02, 2006

time to update! :D

30th Jan 2006

did the usual visitings. (: baby then came over to bai nian. and off we went to another of my relative's place. baby came along and we left to watch Fun with Dick and Jane at jurong point. that show is hilarious! (: after that, went 7-11 to get some tequila and vodka and saw karen! (: cabbed down to west coast. :D left at 2plus3.



31st Jan 2006

visitings again. and at night, went bukit batok to find my baby. (: we had dinner together and then just simply enjoying each other's company.



01 Feb 2006

woke up LATE as usual. had class from 11-1pm. left school. came back school to find my baby. and we went chengyin's house to bai nian and eat her YUMMY ALMOND JELLY which is even better than crystal jade's one. (: we had dinner togther. was about to go home when my nose started bleeding. must be the jack daniels the night before. and baby ran to get tissues for me. baby you're soo sweeet. (: he fetched me home and we spent the whole night till 2am together. i love you my big baby. :D

bettina | 2:15 AM

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Name 5 of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick 5 people to do the same.
Try to be original and creative and not use things that someone else has already used:

[tagged by CHENGYIN]

[1] girl talks with MY GIRLS -- CY; CRYS; CANDICE; XP; ELYSIA

[2] spending quality time with the special people around me. such as MY BABY!

[3] shopping like there's no tomorrow/walks on the beach.

[4] sitting on a bench and enjoying every bit of God's wonderful work.

[5] and just knowing that you're mine! :D

shall not tag anybody. :D cos i bet everyone's tagged already.

bettina | 3:21 AM

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